Now, people get linked to my Space from bizarre sites and searches all the time. That's nothing new, and it's definitely not unique to me. For months after X-MEN III came out and I reviewed it, I was getting hits from Google more than daily about it. Fillet has even made a list of random searches, many from baidu, that wind up at his Live Space. So far, I've managed to avoid doing the same kind of thing, but this one just now takes the cake.

 

 

Why do I have the taste of sulpher (sic) in my mouth when I cough?

 

Go on. Click it, if you didn't already. Here's the link if you'd like. Not only do I show up on the site, but I'm number one. Look: there I am, right at the tip-top of Ask.com's results page. This one has to be about the most random search that has ever landed someone on a Space, ever. Ever.

 

So someone out there has demon-breath, and they don't know why. Which raises a few questions, at the top of which would have to be, "How do you know what sulphur tastes like?"

 

Like I said: Not sure I really want to know... Might pay to go for one of these sometime soon.

 

 

In other news, it's Friday the 13th today! Black Friday, and I've given up on linkaging every second word so if you want to know the origins of the date you'll have to go find them for yourself. And what bad, evil things happened to Azukar this bad, evil day, you ask?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

Positivist: "Yes: ker-thump! Trees hitting the ground do tend to make noise."

 

Interpretivist: "No, it would take a person to comprehend the sound and attribute it to the tree."

 

Critical theorist: "What did the tree think?"

 

Yes, this is the title of my essay on epistemological models. If you don't know what that means,   look   them   up   here.