One day, sometime in the future, I will write a blog. It might be the next chapter of the Night After Christmas, or it may be a rant (I have much worth ranting about), or I might yet inform the general viewing public about the recent events in my life, some of which have been eventfully eventful, as Nathan might say.

 

Or, I might write something funny, like giving Maisy and Tugelbert another brief moment of sunlight, or I could continue my shopper stereotypes list. That might be redundant by now.

 

One day.